It is as follows (what is bolded was his input):
All About My Mom!
My mom is the most potty mom in the world. Her name is Mama and she's as beautiful as a flower. She is 3 years old. She weights 3 pounds and is 3 feet tall. Her favorite food is green beans. I think my mom is funny when she smiles, but boy I know she's mad when she gets a spanking. I wouldn't trade my mom for a truck. I love her because she goes potty.
Happy Mother's Day, Mommy!
I can't help it, I feel so special.